{"id":2,"date":"2010-09-18T01:12:28","date_gmt":"2010-09-18T01:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2012-02-21T23:53:07","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T23:53:07","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"About The Author"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jessica \u00a0Miriam \u00a0Littenberg &#8211; M. Thaum,  \u00a0is a recent graduate of the Unseen University with a Masters in Shamanic Interface Application.  \u00a0Her tenure as a cosmic antibody began at the age of 4 when she was twice struck by lightning  \u00a0in the course of  \u00a0a single day and was pronounced dead for  \u00a023 minutes before awakening and asking for a cup of tea while speaking entirely in an archaic form of Urdu.  \u00a0Her recent studies in 6th dimensional multiphasic causal nexus building and advanced mycological thaumaturgy are widely regarded as groundbreaking.  \u00a0She currently resides in the year 2163 in the Net district of Edinburgh, Republic of Scotland, so she already knows how all of this turns out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jessica \u00a0Miriam \u00a0Littenberg &#8211; M. Thaum, \u00a0is a recent graduate of the Unseen University with a Masters in Shamanic Interface Application. \u00a0Her tenure as a cosmic antibody began at the age of 4 when she was twice struck by lightning \u00a0in the course of \u00a0a single day and was pronounced dead for \u00a023 minutes before [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/6"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}