{"id":147,"date":"2014-11-02T04:09:03","date_gmt":"2014-11-02T04:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/?p=147"},"modified":"2015-08-20T02:47:16","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T02:47:16","slug":"the-big-pitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/?p=147","title":{"rendered":"The Big Pitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All right all you go, go,go hipster kids<br \/>\nPeel your eyes from your iPhones, Androids, thing-a-majigs and what nots,<br \/>\nAnd take a gander at this goose bump inducing wonder!<br \/>\nIt\u2019s the latest, up-to-datest, fantabulous, stupendous, catching on like fire<br \/>\n\u2013careful, I think it may be contagious\u2013<br \/>\nnew thing to hit the street since plastic peacock feathers and ironic sweaters!<br \/>\nI\u2019m talking big, big, big, the boss is coming over, break out the good plates!<br \/>\nStep in line now, son, you don\u2019t want to wait.!<br \/>\nIt\u2019s the greatest show on earth!<br \/>\nNo, I\u2019m not talking about Barnum &amp; Bailey\u2019s cotton-candy-corn clownpacalypse to haunt your dreams,<br \/>\ntrust me folks this will go down smooth like Irish cream!<br \/>\nLet me give you a little taste of this Elixir du vie.<br \/>\nJust a drop on the tip of the tongue is guaranteed to put you at ease.<br \/>\nMother\u2019s take note, it\u2019s known to rock even the most colicky baby to sleep!<br \/>\nWhy, on the dry sands of life, you\u2019ll be wading in fluvial effervescence waist deep!<br \/>\nFloat downstream on a cushion of aquatic opulence until you hit the beach!<br \/>\nOur competitors thought surely the tide must be high but it\u2019s really neap!<br \/>\nYou see it\u2019s rising fast and everything must go!<br \/>\nJust three tens and eleven nines to see the show!<br \/>\nTake it from me, friend, that\u2019s filthy dirt cheap!<br \/>\nStep right up, step right up and get the next best seat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All right all you go, go,go hipster kids Peel your eyes from your iPhones, Androids, thing-a-majigs and what nots, And take a gander at this goose bump inducing wonder! It\u2019s the latest, up-to-datest, fantabulous, stupendous, catching on like fire \u2013careful, I think it may be contagious\u2013 new thing to hit the street since plastic peacock [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}