[This one goes out to all the big boys on Reddit]<\/p>\n
To All My Little Devils<\/p>\n
I see the flick of fear upon your face
\nbut once you’re safely on your back
\nI hear you enjoy the change of pace<\/p>\n
And you’re right to be scared
\nBecause, you know, if you fuck me
\nI’ll descend to hell with my girlfriend\u2019s phone
\nand go for coffee with your family<\/p>\n
You’ll do what I please
\nI’ll do what I wish
\nPerform the seven stations
\nthen leave you tied up naked
\ncomplaining to a slip-knot handkerchief
\nGo through your bags and take your best shit, yeah
\nSo long
\nand thanks for all the fish<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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