{"id":37,"date":"2012-05-01T17:16:04","date_gmt":"2012-05-01T17:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/?p=37"},"modified":"2012-05-01T17:16:04","modified_gmt":"2012-05-01T17:16:04","slug":"the-patients-handbook-chemical-assisted-organic-brain-damage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"The Patients Handbook: Chemical Assisted Organic Brain Damage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Patients Handbook: Chemical Assisted Organic Brain Damage<\/p>\n<p>Things disappear<br \/>\ninto strange cracks in the firmament<br \/>\nno need to struggle and search<br \/>\nor get upset<br \/>\njust wait<br \/>\nUntil you stumble upon an accidental ritual<br \/>\nand the angels bring it back again<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I think I&#8217;m crazy<br \/>\nLike this one time&#8230;<br \/>\nat Trader Joe&#8217;s<br \/>\nI saw a grown woman&#8217;s hands<br \/>\ntransform into a pair of wings<br \/>\nand fly<br \/>\nbut of course there they were<br \/>\npedestrian hands again<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m buffeted by the weather out some strangers head<br \/>\nCrowds form a storm front<br \/>\nImpeding my progress<br \/>\nThe skinless steer<br \/>\nLol<br \/>\nHope at least I sold that coat<br \/>\nand bought myself<br \/>\nthe kindest dope<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I think I&#8217;m crazy<br \/>\nMust&#8217;ve gotten burned on some bad chemicals<br \/>\nI forgot the trick<br \/>\nwas to always quit just short of bliss<br \/>\nI forgot the trick<br \/>\nwas to merely hold a rubber knife to your wrist<\/p>\n<p>Bags turn into cats<br \/>\nand cats back into bags again<br \/>\nThe corner of my eye is a war zone<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Patients Handbook: Chemical Assisted Organic Brain Damage Things disappear into strange cracks in the firmament no need to struggle and search or get upset just wait Until you stumble upon an accidental ritual and the angels bring it back again Sometimes I think I&#8217;m crazy Like this one time&#8230; at Trader Joe&#8217;s I saw [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}