{"id":57,"date":"2012-10-11T19:35:54","date_gmt":"2012-10-11T19:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/?p=57"},"modified":"2012-10-11T19:38:24","modified_gmt":"2012-10-11T19:38:24","slug":"national-coming-out-day-rap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"National Coming Out Day Rap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can\u2019t even wait in a straight line.<br \/>\nI\u2019m so queer it warps space time.<br \/>\nI get turned on by crazy things<br \/>\nthe noise of telephone rings<br \/>\nCat girls and beardo boys.<br \/>\nI shop in the back for the freaky ass sex toys.<br \/>\nMaybe next year they\u2019ll make a name for me<br \/>\nStaring in my own show on National Geography\u2013<br \/>\nIck<br \/>\nMan, that girl is super sick<br \/>\nMy milk shakes dripping<br \/>\ncome and take a lick.<br \/>\nFreaktastic<br \/>\nLine the bed with plastic<br \/>\nWrap<br \/>\nCan I sit on your lap?<br \/>\nI used to have a job but I called in batshit<br \/>\nFlipping out in the bathtub from too much catnip.<br \/>\nIt took years<br \/>\nTo drain the tub of tears.<br \/>\nMeditate daily so I can be here<br \/>\nNow.<br \/>\nSo don\u2019t get in my way<br \/>\nJust be true to yourself<br \/>\nHappy Coming Out Day<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u2122\u00a5 Jessica<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the background story for the &#8220;flipping out in the bathtub from too much catnip&#8221; line:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Catnip: Egress to Oblivion? [Classroom Drug Educational Film]\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/44733000?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can\u2019t even wait in a straight line. I\u2019m so queer it warps space time. I get turned on by crazy things the noise of telephone rings Cat girls and beardo boys. I shop in the back for the freaky ass sex toys. Maybe next year they\u2019ll make a name for me Staring in my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions\/60"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}