{"id":76,"date":"2013-02-02T05:09:03","date_gmt":"2013-02-02T05:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/?p=76"},"modified":"2017-01-28T19:27:04","modified_gmt":"2017-01-28T19:27:04","slug":"its-probably-not-functional-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s probably not functional now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s probably not functional now<br \/>\nI can\u2019t get my mind off this bill I had in my bag<br \/>\nNow it\u2019s gone<br \/>\nWonder if I left it at home<br \/>\nNo way to know<br \/>\nNothing I can do<br \/>\nNote to self: If I don\u2019t find it call and cancel the check<br \/>\nMaybe being so uptight will serve me yet<br \/>\nMostly it just leaves me a nervous wreck<br \/>\nShaking like a small dog<br \/>\nLike my mother \u2014like my dad\u2013<br \/>\nShe called me this morning<br \/>\nTalking nonstop staccato rapping, breathless<br \/>\nAbout the blizzard or some shit<br \/>\nWhite Wizard of Oz<br \/>\nAdrenaline, amphetamine<br \/>\nMe? I don\u2019t even drink caffeine<br \/>\nYou? Will they ever know what I mean?<br \/>\nWho cares?<br \/>\nSmall child flying down the stairs<br \/>\nTwo, three steps at a time<br \/>\nNow ke\u2019s crying<br \/>\nAshiren shrieking and speaking Ymirian<br \/>\nThe worlds contained in stories take up more real estate than the one outside<br \/>\nWings pinned in place, dying, dipped in formaldehyde<br \/>\nI\u2019d rather sit home and read alone<br \/>\nLet them that come a knockin\u2019 use the phone<br \/>\nOr better yet let\u2019s just text<br \/>\n\u2013The closer they come the more empty my tongue\u2013<br \/>\nThe text, the text takes on<br \/>\nColors the eye<br \/>\nReturn the favor, follow me outside<br \/>\nRejoining the human race<br \/>\nNictitating membrane double blinks slowly on an alien face<\/p>\n<p><strong>This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s probably not functional now I can\u2019t get my mind off this bill I had in my bag Now it\u2019s gone Wonder if I left it at home No way to know Nothing I can do Note to self: If I don\u2019t find it call and cancel the check Maybe being so uptight will serve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":196,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freaksoftechnology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}